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Created on 12 January 2012 (#45434667)
Last updated on
23 June 2012
I like to dance around spastically and cook like I'm feeding ten instead of two (three if you count my cat). I love food and I'm extremely sarcastic.
If I could only describe myself with one word, it would be frank. I'm not gonna feed you a load of garbage just to make you feel warm and gooey. I will calls it as I sees it.
I love to laugh. With you, at you, over you, whatever.
I'm bendy and I hope I always will be.
I suffer from bouts of incredible amounts of energy (see dancing above) and extreme laziness (read: sweats all day, for an entire long weekend).